My Virgin Life

Bear asked me if I was ever going to move out, away from him. That prompted me to ask him if he was ever going to move away from me. He thought about it for a minute and then decided: He'll stay with me for his virgin life but once he gets married, he'll live with his wife. That, in turn, prompted me to ask him what virgin means. Yes, yes, I should know better. You'll be happy to know that virgin means unmarried. Whew.