Monday

Remind Me NOT To Borrow Her Jeans

This weekend, the fam & I ran up to Dallas for a wedding. And, boy, do my legs hurt! We arrived at the chapel about 30 minutes before the ceremony was scheduled to begin. As we walked up, we noticed the bride & her maid of honor leaving. Didn't think too much of it.

We were still sitting there waiting twenty minutes after showtime. I briefly wondered if we saw her make her getaway. Fortunately, that was not the case. Twenty five minutes late and the ceremony began. And in five minutes we were on our way to the reception.

Then the whispering began. The reason the wedding started late? The maid of honor didn't have her panties! She wore jeans to the wedding and forgot to pack panties for her dress. Why that matters? Got me. Seems like it'd be more comfortable to be panty-less in a dress than jeans. What do I know though?

So, she & the bride hightailed it to grab her some. Making the bride late for her own wedding! The maid of honor begged the bride not to tell. The bride begged her sister not to tell. Her sister said: "How can I NOT tell this? Sorry."

My grandfather adored the maid of honor. Seems she's the great-great niece of a very famous admiral in WWII. That makes her all right in his book. Wonder what he'd think if he knew she didn't wear panties with her jeans?

15 comments:

Patois said...

Bet your grandpa would be smiling as he went to sleep that night. Very funny story.

Library Girl said...

Ok, the story is great, but your title is AWESOME! Best laugh of the day!

Amy-littletoesandcheerios said...

Ouch! How can women go panty-less with jeans or anything for that matter?! What's up with that?! I can't even stand a thong! Granny panties for me. haha. Great title...lol.

Bubba's Sis said...

Ouch is right. You just shouldn't go commando in jeans. I'd much rather be pantiless under a dress!

And yes, your title is great!

marky said...

How could you Not tell that story? Agreed!!
Jeans without panties..does not sound comfy.

Debbie said...

Ewwwww. That just makes me uncomfortable to think about. I do love wearing my panties.

Maggie said...

That is so funny! How can you forget to bring your panties?! =)

RACHELIZABETH said...

Love the post title. Jeans without panties? ouch!

My question - why did the bride need to go WITH the maid of honor to get the panties? I'm just saying...

Thanks for giving me a good laugh today!

Valarie said...

I am with you, I would think we would want no pantylines in the Maid of Honor dress.

Jennie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am dying. I think I would have stayed commando.

forgetfulone said...

Nope. I ain't borrowing jeans from her! My step-daughter does that, and I just can't adjust to that way of thinking. Under a dress, maybe. Undear jeans, no way! Funny story!

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Angie Ledbetter said...

Was the maid of honor a Southerner? Love the name of your blog. Great story.

LifeAtTheCircus said...

I am totally with you, what oh what would make her think commando for jeans and not for a dress...totally backward thinking in my book! And YES, that is a story that's just gotta be shared!

Misty Dawn said...

Bwahahahahahaha I love the sister's reaction - she must be a blogger ;-)