Dear Bear,Spoke with confidence? My Bear? My heart swells. He has come such a long way. I can't wait to hear about his job each day on our way home from school. As long as he doesn't break any confidences, of course.
I must admit that I wasn't very impressed with the way you came to our interview. Tucking in your shirt is very important when applying for any job! You rebounded, however, and showed confidence when you spoke. Your answers convinced me that you would make a great Human Resources employee. You will be paid $50.oo each week and share the job with one other person.
Any breech in confidentiality will result in immediate termination.
Your job begins on Monday, January 19, 2009.