Thursday

The Horror, The Shame

I'm not opposed to navel piercings. The only concerns I have, for myself, are clothing irritation & the healing process. I'm quite the short-waisted petite gal & I don't have the attention span for long processes. So when Big D found a way to fake a belly ring, I was all over it. The fakeness didn't work out as well as I hoped, but I did really like the look of it. Big D thinks I should go for it.

Because it's the way I roll, I decided to tease the kids about it. Bear: "How can you disrespect me like that? That's like gangsta." Lamb: "You are my mother NOT my teenage older sister!" Picture horrified faces.

I always pictured that conversation in the reverse with me having the horrified face. Funny that.

11 comments:

Bubba's Sis said...

LOL - you KNOW that would be the same response at this house!

coastie bro said...

well at least it would be hidden. unlike a nose ring.

GO FOR IT

Stacey said...

Too funny, get one if you got it goin on, girl! You have fam in Memphis? Yes do show, that'd be so dang cool! I'm workin on JenGi, you could grab B/S and head over, could.you.imagine?!!!!

Adore you, D. But then you already knew that, right? xoxoxo

Big D said...

What is a naval piercing? Is that something you get when your in the Navy? Coastie Bro do you have a naval piercing? I know what a navel piercing is but what the heck is a naval piercing?

Jenny 865-53oh9 said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! naval piercing! That's hilarious!

So are we all going to Memphis??? ;-)

Bubba's Mom said...

I think you and Sis need to just slow down here. Embarrassing your teen and pre-teen children is the limit. Altho, Sis and I think it would be so cool if our spouses got just one ear pierces. Can you imagine what Bubba would say to that???

D... said...

Dude! I obviously need new glasses because I could have sworn I typed an e not an a. It's fixed now. Thanks for drawing attention to it. By the way, it's you're not your. :P

I do have fam in the Memphis area. And, if I can swing the gas money (haha), I'd LOVE to visit at the same time to meet ya'll. I know Bubba's Sis would too.

Bubba's Mom, isn't it our job, as moms, to embarrass our kids?

Bubba's Sis said...

Navy Son had some naval piercings but he took them out...

I'd like to try the "fake" navel piercing!

Jamie Dawn said...

If Big D wants it, and YOU want it.... just Do it!!!
The kids will roll their eyes with disgust, but they'll get over it.
My son likes to draw tattoos on me, so I've completely gone bonkers cuz I let him do it! Of course, they are not permanent - thank the Lord!

:-)

D... said...

Ya'll all rock! I just might go for it!

Misty Dawn said...

I have my 'belly-button' pierced (wanted to completely avoid spelling it wrong hehehe). I did it as my little 'hoorah' when I turned 30. One word of advice - if you need to close a gate, which is attached to an electric fence... be very careful, otherwise it will be rather electrifying. What? Do I sound like I'm talking from experience? Yeah, well, let's not go there.