Wondering Minds Want to Know

"Mama, does it mean you are crazy if you talk out loud?
"No, remember Daddy told you that sometimes it helps to talk things out loud."
"Mama, what if you talk to yourself in your head?"
"What, like 'MMM, this chocolate ice cream sure is good'?"
"Yes, like that."
"No, that is called thinking & sometimes that is great to do before you actually speak."
"Mama, what if you lick your butt?"


Patois said...

Talk about coming out of left field! But I'm guessing he's double or triple jointed, right? Or was this a conversation with yoru dog?

Bubba's Sis said...

Um, yes Bear. That would make you weird.

Jamie Dawn said...

Ha, ha, HA!!!

What if your nose is a kangaroo that hops all the way to China and then your butt explodes??!

Misty Dawn said...

WHAT?!?! I totally did NOT see that one coming! Bwahahahahaha he totally cracks me up!