Sometimes I think I have a voice that only armadillos can hear. Seriously.
- Time for bed
- Rinse off your dishes
- Throw away the little snips from your kool-aid packets
- Clean your room
- Wash your face
- Do your chores
- I'm on the phone, stop talking to me
- Get ready
- Pick up your mess all around the house
- Please pick up your clothes from the living room after you take them off to take a shower. Or, better yet, take them off in the BATHROOM. (Bet you can't guess which child I'm talking to ;) )
They all fall on deaf ears.
I need to learn to speak with more authority. But then I get laughed at because it just doesn't jive with my voice.
Bet the armadillos have a spotless home with kids who are in bed with clean faces. Lucky things.